Guilty.

(Source: kar-amy)

Started crushing on someone at work -

Remind myself I promised to never date anyone I work with ever again.

Shut down feelings, keep distracted.

A few weeks later, he says ‘Yeah I’m finishing up next week’.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER DID YOU FALL FROM HEAVEN CAN I TOUCH YOU TELL ME YOU LIKE ME TOO YOU BEAUTIFUL SPECIMEN OF A MAN

I have one week to make some magic happen.

(Source: jewsea-j)

Just saw What’s Your Number. 
Yeah, sorry Anna Faris, but your lips are too grotesque and distracting for me to enjoy the movie. Also the fact that you’re really not funny at all.
Oh and also, was anybody else completely outraged that they used the EXACT same opening as Bridesmaids? WTFISTHISSHIT

Just saw What’s Your Number. 

Yeah, sorry Anna Faris, but your lips are too grotesque and distracting for me to enjoy the movie. Also the fact that you’re really not funny at all.

Oh and also, was anybody else completely outraged that they used the EXACT same opening as Bridesmaids? WTFISTHISSHIT