My dream ended this morning with my sister - who was, for some reason, in a battery powered wheelchair that had run out of power - shouting ‘You need to think bigger! Like if Satan was double-jointed!’
Ever since I finished Red Dead Redemption I’ve been too busy for another play through. If I love a game, I play it through more than twice. I’m up to play-through #4 on Bioshock, play-through #3 on Bioshock 2, and #5 on The Darkness. I love The Darkness. Mike Patton’s darkness. Capt. Midnight. Jimmy the Grape. JENNY (she REEKS of innocence). Talking about it makes me wanna do it again. Just like that foursome I had once.
So anyway. RDR. Best game I’ve played all year. Because I’m a girl and I love horsies lol! I called my Hungarian Half-Bred Buuuuuuutttteeeeerrrrrrcuuuuuuuup <3<3<3
But anyway. The game, she calls me. Maybe this time I’ll go apeshit and just tie a bunch o’ people to the train tracks (I hear the record on Youtube is 17!). Probably not. Even in videogameland I’m too noble. I nearly gave up on the Legend of the West Outfit/Achievement because all the beaver slaughtering. And I’m not talking about the ones in skirts. Although that certainly could be an achievement too. Am I right or am I right?! Well I’ll tell you right now, I’m not. Nope. Jimmy Marston likes his wifey. Achievement unlocked - Ball and Chain!
But in all seriousness, I think I’d better get some game time in before me and my man decide to begin our Lord of the Rings marathon. I remember being 13 and hopelessly in love with Elijah Wood. Then I watched Harry Potter and discovered Daniel Radcliffe. By the time Twilight came out, my tastes had matured, and I’d already fallen for Charles Ofdensen. FOR THE RECORD I TRIED!
*EDIT*: When I say ‘nearly gave up on the Legend of the West’ I mean that I didn’t at all. Pwnd that fckn shit. Yeah I disarmed 5 dudes in one Dead Eye meter without reloading or changing weapons. I’m just insanely awesome.